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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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