hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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