hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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