bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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