I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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