Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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