These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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