I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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