Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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