i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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