Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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