Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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