I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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