Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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