Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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