went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
he puts the penis in happiness.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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