i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
