hotel room ftw
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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