I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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