I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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