How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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