I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Be still, my beating vagina.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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