are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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