We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Is it penis luge time yet?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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