Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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