oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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