About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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