CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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