i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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