Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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