I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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