tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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