Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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