I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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