Sponge bath it is.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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