you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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