I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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