just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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