Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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