I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
