So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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