$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
All I want is dick and wine.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
