What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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