Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
We need to get me chipped asap
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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