I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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