Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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