We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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