I hate all girls vehemently.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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