Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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