I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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