I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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