no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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