And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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