none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
