OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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