For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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